Oooops... made me giggle anyway!

...nothing to do with elephants or conservation this one but I thought I would beat Private Eye's Funny Old World column to it; I never heard any of our guests complaining and please note they no longer work at the airport.

   If they hadn't been otherwise employed (I've lost the original Bangkok Post story but I remember they mentioned alternative employment had been found up on the border) I would have pressed them into work as our guard dogs at Anantara and hope they didn't lead the Four Seasons professional snappers and growlers astray.
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Horny sniffer dogs get fired

Two Thai street mutts who became ace sniffer dogs at an airport near the notorious Golden Triangle opium-producing region have been fired for urinating on luggage and sexually harassing female passengers.

The Bangkok Post reports the pair, Mok and Lai, were plucked from obscurity under a program initiated by King Bhumibol Adulyadej to turn strays into police dogs.

They won plaudits from police for their work in sniffing out drugs at northern Thailand's Chiang Rai airport, near the border with Laos and Burma, but so many passengers complained about their behaviour, they had to be fired.

"He liked to pee on luggage while searching for drugs inside," Mok's former handler, Police Lieutenant Colonel Jakapop Kamhon, said.

"He also liked to hold on to women's legs.

"Both were just as good as foreign dogs trained for use in drug missions but they were stray dogs, so their manners were worse than those of foreign breeds."

- AFP

 
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