Cristiano Ronaldo had better watch out...
...I acknowledge the danger of sounding soccer mom in claiming talent, invisible to the crowd, in my little one and boring all and sundry with photo's of my next-big-thing in action. But the Portuguese belly flop may, from now on, be justified as there is a new kid on the block, she goes in low, she goes in hard and she's not dazzled by fancy footwork or silly white boots (with apologies to Jason Robinson who plays a proper sport for a proper team and therefore has perfectly sensible white boots).
We haven't yet fielded her for the Anantara team but it is only a matter of time before the manager recognises her obvious talent and the opposition strikers find themselves on the floor.
For those of you who have no idea what I am talking about, good for you, there is life beyond ESPN, the photo's below might give you a clue...
...and there's always a job for the physio.
PS. For Lynchee fans who are wondering why my other special little elephant didn't get the soccer mom treatment, well, she did, but even at that size she burst every ball she was given, clambered over the fence and went to find something else to destroy.
We haven't yet fielded her for the Anantara team but it is only a matter of time before the manager recognises her obvious talent and the opposition strikers find themselves on the floor.
For those of you who have no idea what I am talking about, good for you, there is life beyond ESPN, the photo's below might give you a clue...
...and there's always a job for the physio.
PS. For Lynchee fans who are wondering why my other special little elephant didn't get the soccer mom treatment, well, she did, but even at that size she burst every ball she was given, clambered over the fence and went to find something else to destroy.
...and for those of you following the Chiang Saen Super League - and let's face it, who isn't - Anantara handed down a 6 - 0 drubbing to the mighty SV Place yesterday without the little defender. So perhaps she'll be best left as a secret weapon for the final?
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