The dirty shirt of a chief Lynchee distracter (an onerous task)
Well, not being much of a mahout and not having Khun Lord's patented tickle and singing baby training technique my role in the whole thing, apart from chief cheque signer and chief Western style worrier, was chief Lynchee Distracter to allow the smaller ele to get a look in should Poon Larb become willing to let the little one suckle.
I don't like to brag but Lynchee does have a bit of a crush on me, but, as you'll see, my magnetic charisma (or just my novelty as a weird object to play with) sent things in slightly the wrong direction.
Though I am recommending to the spa that being crushed between two baby elephants may not only be a great treatment it may well be a life changing, therapeutic moment.
Book me in for an hour daily!
...looking happy...
...looking worried...
...on the floor and at the mercy.
It is a dirty job but someone does have to do it!
I don't like to brag but Lynchee does have a bit of a crush on me, but, as you'll see, my magnetic charisma (or just my novelty as a weird object to play with) sent things in slightly the wrong direction.
Though I am recommending to the spa that being crushed between two baby elephants may not only be a great treatment it may well be a life changing, therapeutic moment.
Book me in for an hour daily!
...looking happy...
...looking worried...
...on the floor and at the mercy.
It is a dirty job but someone does have to do it!
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